sawsbuckcoffee:

dont fucking sass me youtube

pussy game too strong

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

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alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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saverockandroll:

cause of death: music festivals i cant attend 

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timesnewromano:

are shrimp called shrimp cause theyre tiny or is shrimp another word for tiny because of shrimp

which came first shrimp or the shrimp

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