pussy game too strong
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
cause of death: music festivals i cant attend
are shrimp called shrimp cause theyre tiny or is shrimp another word for tiny because of shrimp
which came first shrimp or the shrimp